January 2009
15 posts
Job needed
Location: Rome, Italy
Salary: 100,000 euros for three months.
Experience: None Required
Job Consists of: Sitting at cafes drinking coffee and smoking.
Visiting art galleries and museums
Occasional day trips to San Agnello
At least one passionate love affair with a hot Italian.
Shopping.
Apply by: Dreaming of this tonight.
Here’s a question:
Let’s say you make plans with somebody a week in advance, and then you have something else offered to you afterwards. Telling the person that ‘something came up’ is still flaking out and being a big fucking pussy about it. You make plans you keep them - unless it is an absolute emergency.
You fucking pathetic excuse for a friend.
p.s Guess it’s...
Last House on the Left →
This looks pretty cool. It’s like a horror movie, but the people being tortured and slowly killed off are the murderers.
Plus, “Sweet Child of Mine” is a good song for a violent montage.
A little less awkward.
I came up with a great way to make a commonly awkward moment a little less awkward. If you have a cold, or something, and sneeze in a public area and maybe a little snot comes out in your hand and on your face. This is a common occurance for me when I have a cold and I have been wracking my brains on how to make it funny and disgusting, not just disgusting.
You cry out (either before or after...
This could just be amazing. →
My Dog
I have a dog, and I love her very much. She is the first person to greet me in the morning and when I come home from school, and the last that I say goodnight to before I go to bed. She is always happy to see me, and even when she’s bad you can tell she’s sorry. If I get mad she forgives me, if I’m depressed she comforts me, when I’m lonely she cuddles. Even if I am angry,...
Company in Bed.
I already have pretty big problems with sleeping, especially with other people in bed with me. So you’d think I would have a hard time sleeping with my large dog and my incredibly fat cat both asleep in bed with me. And yet, I will probably pass out within a few minutes, cuddling them both like the sad, lonely person I am.
Courtney Love: Translated.
Peta etc. Who’s that girl with the big boobies?/RICO statutes Is that “kim kardashian”? What does she do? Does she have a boutique in Callabassas? That’s a pretty poorly considered move fiscally, isn’t it? One of my best friends, a long standing boutique owner in L.A, doesn’t even own property. It has got to suck, this chick who is calling me a liar about her brother in front of over...