January 2009
15 posts
Jan 23rd
7 notes
Job needed
Location: Rome, Italy Salary: 100,000 euros for three months. Experience: None Required Job Consists of: Sitting at cafes drinking coffee and smoking.    Visiting art galleries and museums   Occasional day trips to San Agnello   At least one passionate love affair with a hot Italian.   Shopping. Apply by: Dreaming of this tonight.
Jan 21st
Here’s a question: Let’s say you make plans with somebody a week in advance, and then you have something else offered to you afterwards. Telling the person that ‘something came up’ is still flaking out and being a big fucking pussy about it. You make plans you keep them - unless it is an absolute emergency. You fucking pathetic excuse for a friend. p.s Guess it’s...
Jan 14th
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Last House on the Left →
This looks pretty cool. It’s like a horror movie, but the people being tortured and slowly killed off are the murderers. Plus, “Sweet Child of Mine” is a good song for a violent montage.
Jan 11th
A little less awkward.
I came up with a great way to make a commonly awkward moment a little less awkward. If you have a cold, or something, and sneeze in a public area and maybe a little snot comes out in your hand and on your face. This is a common occurance for me when I have a cold and I have been wracking my brains on how to make it funny and disgusting, not just disgusting.  You cry out (either before or after...
Jan 9th
Jan 7th
This could just be amazing. →
Jan 7th
My Dog
I have a dog, and I love her very much. She is the first person to greet me in the morning and when I come home from school, and the last that I say goodnight to before I go to bed. She is always happy to see me, and even when she’s bad you can tell she’s sorry. If I get mad she forgives me, if I’m depressed she comforts me, when I’m lonely she cuddles. Even if I am angry,...
Jan 7th
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
Company in Bed.
I already have pretty big problems with sleeping, especially with other people in bed with me. So you’d think I would have a hard time sleeping with my large dog and my incredibly fat cat both asleep in bed with me. And yet, I will probably pass out within a few minutes, cuddling them both like the sad, lonely person I am.
Jan 5th
Jan 3rd
Courtney Love: Translated.
Peta etc. Who’s that girl with the big boobies?/RICO statutes Is that “kim kardashian”? What does she do? Does she have a boutique in Callabassas? That’s a pretty poorly considered move fiscally, isn’t it? One of my best friends, a long standing boutique owner in L.A, doesn’t even own property. It has got to suck, this chick who is calling me a liar about her brother in front of over...
Jan 2nd