January 2010
41 posts
Get the fuck out, 2009!
December 2009
15 posts
Freethinker Sunday Sermonette: an atheist... →
friendlyatheist:
Why does this good atheist family cling to Santa and why is Christmas our favorite holiday? We explain this every year, because for reasons we don’t understand atheists aren’t supposed to like Christmas. But lots of us do.
I’d be curious to find out how many atheists among us on Tumblr like Christmas, too.
Submitted by kurafire
I love Christmas. For me and my family it has...
Destroying Christmas, one dirty lyric at a time.
My friend and I were painting her room a few months ago and, high on paint fumes and tipsy off of cider, we started singing Christmas carols.. in October. These degenerated, naturally, into dirty versions of the songs. For all you Christians, non-Christians and fellow Atheists, here are the two best ones. Please note, best in the sense that all of the others were just us singing “dick, dick,...
COCK! When you have two essays for an exam and only know something about one of them, write one really good one and one really crap one; you’re bound to do ok. When in doubt, write a funny joke! My joke? “If I owned a department store, I would call it ‘Caveat Emptorium’.” I am an intellectual genius, clearly.
The Story of a Girl →
maxsilvestri:
atencio:
An amazing / tragic post that sums up the naughties quite nicely. (via Jason Woliner)
I read through it twice. It hits all the nails on all their heads.
Brilliant.
rickyv:
Apparently the police asked Tiger Wood’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly… I think it was 6, but put me down for a 5.”
Do you know why he hit the tree and then the fire hydrant? He couldn’t decide between a wood or an iron. Honestly though, he probably should have used a driver.
